I’m a potent cocktail of everything; a jack of all trades involving the slimy underbelly of the world we live in.

I’m blunt, graphically honest, have an obsession with bad t.v., fashion from the ’60s, and fancy teacups; especially when it involves spiked tea.

I blog about sex, alcohol, and life. This is the real world, the ugly world, full of dysfunction and self-counselling. I find my own ways to stay happy while taking in the world for what it is.

I’ve worked in all sorts of adult entertainment, I’ve served coffee, and I’ve helped self-conscious bitches fit in clothes 3 sizes too small. I recently started my own business in the cosmetic world, but I see no reason to stop blogging about the crasser side of life.

Drink on.

For a more explicit introduction to myself, feel free to just read my introductory post: Introduction